Greetings bumpixies

Bloody hell, has it been a year? Yes it has. Shit. Ah well...

Sorry about the length of time it's taken to come up with a new instalment. Just sort of couldn't be arsed really. Been way too busy sitting on this beach drinking pina coladas and having my toes massaged by Taiwanese cowgirls with sparkling norks.

I might do some more stories, I dunno... hang on...

yeah alright luv I'll be there now, oil the stirrups for me

... what was I saying? Oh yeah, I might do some more stories or I might not. Just depends on if I get a flood of emails begging me to continue. Anypoo, time for me to go so I'll be seeing ya.

Bye bye everybody,

Bye bye,

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiich.

Bob creator (and gift to cowgirls)