Crack one off to these, young man. And then go and have your dinner

Roger Bunns Entertainment Ltd. presents the ultimate in live telephone pud-pulling fantasy. Our highly-trained fone slappers are lubed up and waiting for your call. So what are you waiting for, sadarses? Pick up the phone and live out your perversions now!

*Finger me while my dad does the ironing*	*090J 77477889*
*I will make you spunk out your prostate in 0.2 seconds*	*090X 4458632L*
*Twange my flaps*	*0902G 5555555551*
*Spazzy vicar*	*09999999999999999*
*I will stick two fingers up your arse and twiddle them about a bit while you watch*	*0901P 568595222*
*Bored housewife - frot me while I watch Trisha*	*0908 32341LLL*
*Big hairy arses*	0
*Full-frontal Widdecombe*	*09000000033XXC*
*Bi-curious? Bleed my nuts like a radiator*	*090K 0K0K0K*
*Spunk explosion - devastating 600 square yards, including a little post office*	*090X XXX0231*
*Hot farting action - Let me dry your towels*	*09023 MMMMMM*
*Wank to the sound of the speaking clock*	*123*
*Want to be breastfed? See if you can eat a whole breast*	*0IX0VI MXMLXXXVIII*

All calls are charged at £16 per minute and will start with at least 20 minutes of some twat waffling on about random stuff while you sit there with your trousers round your ankles shouting GET ON WITH IT. Also, none of the numbers exist you fart spasm - and they've got letters in them for fuck's sake.