Catsuit

I bought a car.
I needed to sort out some insurance, so I phoned for a quote.
"Can I speak to the one in the catsuit?" I asked.
"What?" said the man who answered.
"The woman... you know - in the catsuit. The one who says 'we're going to fix his problems sharpish!'"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," said the man, "we're an insurance company."
"I know that," I said, "look - I'm talking about the woman in the advert... wearing the catsuit. She was very nice."
The man sighed, "she doesn't really work here. She's just an actress."
"Well you didn't make that clear in the advert," I said, indignantly.
"Yes, you're right," he conceded, "we also didn't make it clear that FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD GET SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THE MOST BASIC CONCEPTS OF HOW ADVERTISING WORKS BEFORE THEY SHOULD ATTEMPT TO MAKE A FUCKING CALL!"
And then he hung up.
Which I thought was a bit harsh.

 

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