Chicken McNuggets

"I think mummy still loves you," Donald said, between mouthfuls of Chicken McNuggets.
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Because she talks about you all the time to Uncle Ted."
"Really," I said, "what kind of things does she say?"
"Don't know really. Don't understand too well, but she laughs a lot."
We carried on eating for awhile.
"Daddy? What does 'hung like a field mouse' mean?"
I thought carefully and said: "It's just a term of affection."
"Oh, and what about 'closet homosexual'?"

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