Eastenders

Roger was in trouble.
I let him hide in my flat for a few days. He got very bored.
"I don't understand how you can live like this," he grumbled, "you've got no telly. I'm missing Eastenders."
He made me go out and find out what was happening in the program.
Eventually, I found it showing in the window at Dixons.
When I got back, I told him: "A fat bald man shouted alot at another man who wasn't fat or bald. Then the man who wasn't fat or bald was in a pub talking to a big woman with earings. Then the fat bald man came into the pub, but I didn't see what happened next because some boys started throwing stones at me. There were no subtitles."
Roger shook his head and said I was a "hapless tit."

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