Experiment

I volunteered myself for medical experiments.
They were offering fifty pounds and I needed the money because my compensation cheque hadn't arrived.
"What do I have to do?" I asked the nurse.
"Just lie down here for awhile," she said, "and try to stay still."
I did as she asked. It was very difficult as she lifted my gown and inserted a large needle into my left testicle. She smiled kindly at me and then left the room.
About an hour later, my scrotal sac was as big and hard as a watermelon and there was a funny feeling inside my head. The funny feeling caused me to rip up the carpet tiles, chew on them and keep slapping myself very hard in the face.
I was on my seventh tile when a young doctor came in.
"Jesus Christ!" he said when he saw me, "This is even more fun than it was with the monkeys!"

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