Kitchen

I got two new tellys.
I don't know what to do with them because I don't watch much telly anyway.
Roger came round. The first thing he said was: "Why have you got two new tellys?"
"I don't know really," I said, "I suppose I just couldn't say no."
The second thing he said was: "Actually, could I borrow one? My one's bust"
"Yeah, OK." I said.
"Actually... could I borrow the other one as well? Only I need one for the kitchen."

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