Lonely

I put an ad in the lonely hearts section of the local paper. I got one letter in response. I phoned her to ask if she might like to go out on a date.
She didn't give an answer straight off - she said: "tell me a bit about yourself first."
I told her that I was average height, that I was divorced and that I had a young son.
She said: "What I'm looking for, Bob, is someone who can be dangerous, y'know. The kind of guy who's not afraid to break the rules, someone who lives on the edge, a rebel... are you a rebel, Bob?"
"Sometimes I don't wash my hands when I go to the toilet," I said.
Just then, she said she had another call coming through and could I hold.
I'm still on hold now.

 

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