Money

I was distraught. I phoned my friend Roger Bunns.
He used to have his own porn business until his wife sued him for sexual harassment.
"I lost my job," I said.
"Shit," he said, then: "oh well, jobs are for losers anyway."
"I got no money, what am I going to do?"
"Be skint," he said.
"But what can I do to get money?" I pleaded.
"Provide goods and services, steal it or forge it. Oh and you can go on the dole too. I do all of the above. It works for me."
Sometimes I wonder if he takes me seriously.

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