Proposition

Roger had a proposition for me.
"I've got a proposition for you," he said.
"What?" I said.
"I'm looking to go back into the porn business again. But I need a lead male performer."
"Oh right," I said.
"And I think you're the man for the job." he beamed, "Don't worry nobody will be looking at your face so its not like you'll be recognised or anything."
I was dubious. "How much were you thinking of paying me?" I asked.
"Well, I'm not going to be able to pay you up front, considering my financial situation and everything- but we can sort out some arrangement to share the profits." he explained.
"That sounds fair," I said.
"Great!" he said, "I'll get Brenda ready."
I was very excited and nervous. It had been a while.
About ten minutes later, he came back with a fourteen inch dildo, a polaroid camera and a tube of KY Jelly.
"Where's Brenda?" I asked.
He proffered the dildo. "Its a niche market, I admit," he said "but you've got to start somewhere."

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