Luff of Bobb | Rudeness

That evening, I decided to catch them out.
I pretended to go to my evening pottery class as normal, but then I sneaked back upstairs and hid in the wardrobe.
I waited for ages and ages, until I got cramp and pins and needles, but eventually my worst fears were confirmed. I heard Ted and Susan coming up the stairs in high spirits. Soon they were on the bed going hard at it.
"Aha!" I shouted as I burst out of the wardrobe, "I've caught you!"
Then I fell on the floor as my legs were too numb to work.
Ted looked over his shoulder and said: "Do you mind? I'm trying to fuck your wife."
I tried to press my case, but he just kept going on about my rudeness.
In the end, I just mumbled an apology and crawled back inside.