Stash

Roger was paranoid about the police raiding his house so he wanted me to hide his stash for a few days.
I didn't know where to put it that would be safe. I mean, what if I was burgled? In the end, I decided to hide it in the fridge under some corned beef. No-one would ever think of looking there.
Mother came round. She was feeling much better after her turn for the worse and the police had decided to drop all the charges.
She made us a cottage pie and, when I said I wasn't hungry, she ate it all.
I haven't seen her for days.

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