l i f e o f f u c k i n g B o b -> Swearing

"Shit!" Donald exclaimed.
We were playing football in the park.
"You shouldn't swear," I told him, "it's not nice."
"Bollocks," he replied.
"No really," I continued, "if you want to get on in life, you need to watch the way you talk. If you swear a lot, it'll give people a bad impression of you."
"Do you swear, Dad?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "never."
"Fuck of a lot of good it did you," he said.
I had to admit - he had a point.