Sweetcorn

The day it all started to go wrong between me and my now ex-wife, Susan, Ted had been round to fix the boiler.
As he worked away and I made the tea, he told me a story about how that morning he had gone to the toilet and had happened to find a bit of sweetcorn stuck on the end of his cock.
I remembered that Susan had had corn on the cob for lunch the previous day, and realised with a sudden rush of horror that it would have passed through her system by the morning.
That's when I began to suspect she was having an affair.

 

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