Titfaced

Roger suggested we go out and "get titfaced".
We went to a club. I was transfixed by a girl gyrating on a podium. She looked a lot like a girl in a magazine I once masturbated over. When I told her this, she threatened to get the bouncers.
Roger came up to me and said: "How much money have you got?"
"I told you earlier," I shouted over the noise, "I got no money."
"Shit," he said, then: "don't worry, I'll get us sorted."
He then went around rubbing his nose vigorously, winking and saying to people "have you seen Charlie anywhere?" and "I'm looking for Charlie."
The most positive response he got was: "Fuck off or I'll kill you." Which doesn't look very positive, but it was actually said in a really sympathetic way.

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