We don't sell it so take your dick problems elsewhere

I was having trouble getting an erection.
This was when my now ex-wife, Susan, and I were going through a particularly nasty bad patch.
In desperation, I turned to the internet and managed to get hold of some viagra being sold by somebody in Zambia.
When I tried it, though, it just made things even worse. Not only could I not get hard, but it was now agony and I couldn't even urinate anymore.
After several days of this, I turned to Roger for some advice.
He listened carefully as I told him my woes, then he said: "You're supposed to ingest them, not stick them in your cock hole."
And then he added: "You sorry fuck parade."